When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle And yet I'm torn apart Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind-a human If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding love and art I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows, If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ... Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat. How sweet!
Just to register emotion. "Jealousy," "devotion" And really feel the part I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper If I only had a heart.
Do you really plan to do SEVEN circles with this? If so, how many days allowed for circle 7? If you do it in one day (which comes to almost 3000 problems an hour, or about 50 problems per minute), I will send you two gifts: a chess book of your choice (under $50 to keep it affordable) and a straightjacket for Jens to keep you in....
dern straight :)
ReplyDeleteWhen a man's an empty kettle
ReplyDeleteHe should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ...
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.
Whiskey Man's my friend,
ReplyDeletehe's with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink,
and we get on just fine
Nobody has ever seen him,
I'm the only one
Seemingly I must be mad,
Insanity is fun
If that's the way it's done
Doctors say he just a figment
of my twisted mind
If they can't see my Whiskey Man
they must be going blind
Two men dressed in white
collected me two days ago
They said there's only room for one
and Whiskey Man can go
Whiskey Man will waste away
if he's left on his own
I can't even ring him 'cause
he isn't on the phone
Hasn't got a home
Life is very gloomy
in my little padded cell
It's a shame there wasn't room
for Whiskey Man as well
Hmm.. taking two tournaments in a row, produces really strange effects.. (nezha scratches head two times)
ReplyDeleteMay also be a side effect of CTS ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are starting to make Jim look sane!
ReplyDeleteDo you really plan to do SEVEN circles with this? If so, how many days allowed for circle 7? If you do it in one day (which comes to almost 3000 problems an hour, or about 50 problems per minute), I will send you two gifts: a chess book of your choice (under $50 to keep it affordable) and a straightjacket for Jens to keep you in....
BDK