Nine month's ago my new chesscomputer did arrive.
I made a long natural selection before I ordered it.
The engine is programmed with genetic algorithms for optimal piece evalution.
"Deep Fit" is build by Darwin Evolvued LTD.
The manual gave a clear description of what to do.
The chess engine came with lots of biological stuff in Erlenmeyer flasks.
First I had to mount the craddle.
Then the different genome-rich potions had to be fertilized at the back rank of the mate-chambers.
The concoctions had to be poured in special IVF-proof glass tubes.
These had to be stored in the craddle at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius (99 F) for nine months.
Today the nine months are over.
Conform the instruction manual I disassembled the most unfit baby-engines until two of opposite construction were left.
What is left are the most unugly ones.
The only thing what's left to do is to optimize them by adapting them to the internet.
I'm sitting for 3 hours now staring at the two.
My bottle of wine is almost empty.
For some reason I find myself in a post natal depression.
I try to reach for the internet connector.
But somehow my arm seems to be petrified. . .
23 hours ago