It took some time to find two willingly ladies from '29 (I respect everybodies taste) that fit the description but here they are:
David, meet Veselina Topalova:
She has a sexy darkbrown Oekrainian accent, would love to go deep into Darwinian matters. She is mad about lasagna which she flushes with dark Scottish beer (and whisky) while singing out loud Kraftwerk's magnificient Autobahn.
The one for Eric is somewhat younger than from '29, but still legal.
She has an unbelievable body and loves pepperoni.
Eric, meet Vladinia Kramnikova.
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